Sharknado 2: The Second One

I'm mad as Hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore. I am soooooooooooo mad about how horrible this movie is. I really am. ZERO STARS!...keep reading below.

Lucy

Hmm. And hmm. I dunno what to say about this movie. Sometimes you watch a movie and leave it with a better understanding of yourself or question things. And I love me some ScarJo, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I dunno. I just don't know. (read below)

Hercules

Lemme just start off my saying this: The Rock in a Sandal & Swords Grecian movie where he's the titular character of Hercules. I immediately put on the mom voice of "The Nutty Professor" and clapped saying "Hercules, Hercules." Going into the film I said to myself "this will be dumb. The Rock is a former Wrestler." I say publicly and loudly I WAS WRONG! Out of 5 stars I give this 10 stars. SERIOUSLY! Why? Because I was shocked as shit! I will also go on record and saying my fave movie of 2014 Summer. (keep reading below)

The Purge: Anarchy

I am right off the bat gonna give this 4 out of 5 stars...I'm also going to say hands down one of my top 5 fave movies of the year. So why not 5 stars? Keep reading...

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Let me start off by saying my expectations were low. Rise of the Planet of the Apes felt very contained. You think of an summer ape movie and you want grandiose sets, big action scenes, drama drama drama. Well this made up for that movie. It was everything a summer ape movie should be. The special effects, acting, sets, action scenes, and drama were top-notch. This is one of those movies you want to see again and again.

I will have to give it five stars. It wasn't perfect, but it tried so dang hard. I loved how they related the movie prior and mixed everything together. I don't care if you liked the other movie, you WILL like this. Such a mixture of humor and drama. Run don't walk to see this.

I, Frankenstein & Robocop (2014)

I, Frankstein

I will just start off by saying it's a four out of five stars. 

The idea is original and fast-paced. I loved Aaron Eckhart as an action star, but the scene stealer is Jai Courtney. He truly is on the verge of being huge. He's just waiting for the right project I can tell. If you haven't seen it it's a must see. 

Not a whole heck of alot to say. It was good, but coulda been better.

Read below for my Robocop (2014) review...