Guess Who's Back...

I took a long...much needed hiatus. I just needed to figure things out for a bit. Of course my life continued with movies and what not which I will get to.

Deadpool

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So I'm gonna give this movie a 4 out of 5 stars. It was good, but a little gratuitous. Keep reading...

The Hateful Eight

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Quentin Tarantino is back. Although I liked the movie I will give it 3 stars. It would have 5 but I hate the fact that the N word is used once again. So angry it distracted me from actually enjoying this movie. "Gone With The Wind" and "Casablanca" didn't say the N word and they were IN that period. I'm ready to boycott EVERY Tarantino film if he uses it one more time. For real. That's all I'm gonna say about this film...oh and I loved Jennifer Jason Leigh and Walter Goggins.

London Has Fallen

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"Home Alone" for adults. Once again the President of the United States played by the insanely sexy but ridiculously underrated Aaron Eckhart gets kidnapped again lol This man needs a GPS up his damn ass. Or never let out of the house. Thankfully this time he's believably captured in London...I'll give this movie 4 out of 5 stars. Keep reading.

Gods of Egypt


This movie is being SLAMMED by the critics for inaccuracy, whitewashing the cast, and being a mess of a script. Did these critics watch the same movie I did? I easily give this movie 4 out of 5 stars...Keep reading.

The Finest Hours

This movie shoulda been called "The Most Painful Hours." Quite easily THE worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life save for "Spy Hard." I'll give it 2 stars and that's ONLY because of the cast. Keep reading...

Fuller House


I can say that I got to witness the birth and rebirth of a classic TV show. From 1987 till 1995 my friends and I watched Full House EVERY Friday night while other kids our age partied. Now Netflix has revived the show called Fuller House. It easily gets 5 out of 5 stars with me. Keep reading....

Pride + Prejudice + Zombies

"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" was a good movie UNTIL the after credit scenes. Prior to that scene I'd give it 4 stars but after that scene I'd give it 2. Keep reading below...

13 Hours

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Easily 5 out of 5 stars. Michael Bay directs the lost realistic true story I've ever seen. Keep reading...

The Boy

I saw this movie and wanted to hate it, but it was SO GOOD! Keep reading...

Toni Braxton: Un-break My Heart

I give this TV movie 5 out of 5 stars, but not for the reason you think. Read below...

Dirty Grandpa

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The older I get the more I hate movies where the characters don't speak up. It didn't bother me before but it does now. I give "Dirty Grandpa" 3 stars...keep reading below why.

The Revenant

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Nowadays it's rare to have a title live up to the movie's plot. A revenant is someone that dies and comes back from the dead to torture the living. Usually for a specific reason...well if that ain't the entire plot of the movie in it's title...I give this movie 5 out of 5 stars easily. Read below.

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