Molly's Game

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If Jessica Chastain DOESN'T win the Best Actress in a leading Role Oscar I will be shocked. She was flawless in this brilliantly written 5 star biopic of former Olympian turned author Molly Bloom. Keep reading...

Coco

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"Coco" is the name of the grandmother in the movie. Set in Mexico it's about a boy named Miguel who's family bans music from the family when their great-great grandfather leaves the family to pursue music. This movie is sweet and has the sweetest twists. Great family movie...I'd give it 4 out of 5 stars. Seems a tiny bit dark for a kid's movie though as it centers around death and purgatory.

The Snowman

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Just no. TERRIBLE! Like no...I give it 1 star out of 5 because it had Michael Fassbender. lol Keep reading...

All the Money in the World

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I will give this 3 stars out of 5 right out the gate. It didn't live up to the hype because of how off this movie was...keep reading

So the premise is J.Paul Getty I was a billionaire in the 70s. He made his billions by being the first to get oil from Eastern Asia to the US on HUGE ships. He had that oil turned to gasoline. And boom BILLIONS! Plus instead of spending his money he put it into a charitable trust and invested in artwork, homes, and etc. Again BILLIONS! 

Of course the trailer tells you he refused to pay the $17million ransom demanded for his grandson Paul. What I was pissed off about was how these random kidnappers were MAD the ransom wasn't paid. A few said it was OWED to them. Um you don't work, you kidnap a kid from a wealthy family, and you think you're ENTITLED to something? I didn't get it. Also Mark Wahlberg was played up as this sexy hunk with a ton of butt shots and him looking super sexy...why? Michelle Williams as Abigail Getty (Paul's mom) and Christopher Plummer as J.Paul I CARRIED this movie. Charlie Plummer as Paul did a great job though I will admit. I just didn't get the motivation of the kidnappers and Mark Wahlberg's butt. And there were scenes that happened but didn't explain how we arrived here...for example how Paul got kidnapped. I have other detailed examples but I don't want to provide a spoiler.

Overall it WAS good, but just not the emotional slamdunk I was hoping for. It felt like a kid excited to tell you a big secret then rushing to the end. 

Look for Michelle and Christopher to get Oscar nods.

Downsizing

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Disappointing movie with a great premise and cast. 2 stars out of 5. Don't waste your time seeing it. In fact this is the end of my review lol Okay a few more constructive feedback lines. The movie starts off fun and exciting but turns and changes into a completely different movie that has very little recognition to the first part of the movie. Seriously don't waste your time.

The Greatest Showman

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Phineas Taylor "P.T." Barnum was rumored to be a man who exploited the oddities of others for money...not on Hugh Jackman's watch. Keep reading.
"The Greatest Showman" is the story of a poor tailor's son who dreams of a life better than what he's use to. He ends up creating the first circus and uses bad press to fuel his obsession not to exploit the lives of others, but to enhance them. In doing my research it was common practice to sell your child to the circus if they had any deformities.  COMMON PRACTICE! PT gave them a home and told them "people are gonna stare, why not make money off that?" 

This movie has everything from a love story, story of triumph, villain (on a large scale), and sad moments. But it's more hopeful and Hugh Jackman is perfectly cast. Although Michelle Williams is great I feel she's not PERFECT for the role...she's good just I could see maybe Nicole Kidman in the role. And Zac Efron and Zendaya have what I call "the slow burn" in cinema love story. You build in the story to LOVE them together. But the scene stealer for me was Keala Settle as the bearded lady. I wanted to see everything about her and all the time. And that singing voice WOW!

Worth a viewing. I give it 4 out of 5. I liked it alot, but dunno why I didn't love it. The soundtrack was three words: Ah, mah, zing. I'm done!

The Shape of Water

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Very good movie. 4 out of 5 stars...keep reading.

Father Figures

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I'm disappointed. I thought this movie would be great, but it wasn't. The premise of a set of adult fraternal twins looking for their biological dad sounds good, but the execution was terrible. I wish I could give this 4 stars but it's barely getting 2 and that has nothing to do with the actors whom delivered. Sorry Ed, next time?

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle

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It's not a remake but rather a continuation of the original  1995 movie. And guess what I loved it...keep reading.

The premise is nerdy Spencer does the homework for football player Anthony "Fridge" and gets caught; both end up in detention. Pretty girl Bethany gets in trouble for sassing a teacher and gets detention. And hardcore brainiac Martha tells off a gym teacher and gets detention. While in detention the foursome find the Jumanji game and choose players. They get sucked into the game as their game avatars. Spencer becomes the buff and athletic Dr. Smolder Bravestone (The Rock), Bethany becomes A MAN named Dr. Shelly Oberon (Jack Black), Fridge becomes short and athletically challenged Mouse (Kevin Hart), and Martha becomes babelicious Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillan). 

This movie is so funny because even though the teens are their avatars, their avatars are them. Seeing The Rock scream and Kevin Hart be all tough is funny. And seeing Jack Black act like feminine...and use his penis to pee was worth the price of admission. I'm not even a fan of his and feel he stole the show!

If you liked the original this is just as funny...NOT a kid's movie though because the jokes are very adult. 

5 out of 5 stars because it's fun, original, and just a great movie all the way round.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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Easily for me the best Star Wars ever. This movie earned a 5 star review from me. 

The Disaster Artist

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One of the best movies of 2017 (in my opinion) and one of my fave movies of all-time! 5 out of 5 stars easily...Keep reading.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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I'm gonna give this 3 stars out of 5, and it's ALL because of the acting. Keep reading.

Ozark

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This show is so much better on the second time I viewed it. I'll give it 4 stars; keep reading.

Stranger Things

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Season 1 was great; Season 2 jumped the shark a bit. I'll give it 4 out of 5 stars. Keep reading...

Justice League

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I'll give this 4 stars out of 5 which is high for a DC movie, but well deserved. Keep reading.

Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders

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At first I was apprehensive to try this show because I thought it was a cheap attempt at American Crime Story on fx...boy was I wrong. Keep reading.

Lady Bird

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100% on Rotten Tomatoes and 5 stars from me. Keep reading.

Wonder

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"Wonder" had me in tears from beginning till the end. Keep reading...

Daddy's Home 2

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Better than the original but that's not saying much. Keep reading....

Murder on the Orient Express

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Short review: Murder on the Orient Express derailed at the end. The build up was so good (a passenger on a train filled with people is murdered). The clues are all there, but when the ending comes I legit threw up my hands in the theater...LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! It was a terrible movie, and I hope it doesn't get a sequel OR if it does someone else writes it. They should've changed the book as it's VERY dated. 2 stars out of 5. I know it's faithful to the book, but the ending was awful.

A Bad Moms Christmas

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This movie was disappointing, but I'll give it 3 stars. Keep reading...

Thor: Ragnarok

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The best Thor yet! 5 stars out of 5. Keep reading...
For me the Thor movies have been like the three Captain America movies and the Iron Man movies...each movie is better than the last. Not sure what Marvel is doing that DC can't, but these three movie franchises tie in together and are just great! 

This Thor was funny, smart, and well-acted. Jeff Goldblum is HILARIOUS in his small role. Jeff defines "there are no small roles just small actors." 

All is well in Asgard until the actual first born of Odin (Anthony Hopkins) comes back. Cate Blanchett is the wickedly evil Hella (appropriate cuz she brings HELL). Even though she's NEVER been mentioned before it's because every kingdom has a ruler and executioner. She was the executioner until Odin wanted to not be a tyrant king. He locked her away as well as their army. When she arises Hell is the easy place compared to what she does.

Mix in the Hulk/Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo), Loki (the delicious Tom Hiddleston), and Dr. Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) and this was a great superhero film. Every detail covered and homages paid. It was as if Joss Whedon wrote this (which he could've).

Worth seeing.

Mechanic Resurrection

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It's a Jason Statham action movie...actually it's a sequel from "Mechanic." I give it 3 stars out of 5. I was thoroughly entertained. But....it's a Jason Statham action movie...I wish there was more to say about the movie, but it's got the emotional depth of a Madonna film BUT more entertaining. Action sequences are good. Can we see JS in an action movie that has depth? Pretty please, Hollywood.

Cloud Atlas

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This is gonna be short. This movie isn't confusing, but I just don't get why it was made lol I give it a 3 out of 5. 

I didn't get the deeper meaning of all the characters being connected and all that jazz. It was okay. Visually amazing but why were white ppl playing yellow face? And black ppl playing yellow and white face? It wasn't offensive over it just being strange. 

I kept starring at James D'Arcy & Jim Sturgess' bums tho. So distracting hahaha

The Layover

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This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen on about 100 different levels. Keep reading.

Boo A Madea Halloween

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I am going to have to eat my words and say "I was wrong; Madea is funny as hell." This movie gets 4 stars...here's why:

The Babysitter

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It's called "The Babysitter" and it's not your average movie...in fact this is a tween film. Keep reading.

Geostorm

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This is a better movie than you actually think...keep reading.

Happy Death Day

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Easily one of the best horror movies in a long time, with one TINY flaw. I give it 4 stars out of 5. Keep reading.

Gerald's Game

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Well that was a fun and gross movie. Keep reading...

American Made

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I wanted so badly to boycott this movie after hearing people died making this film. But some ppl go to bars, others clubs, I go to the movies when I'm bored. And a bish got bored. So I went to see "American Made" with Tom Cruise (my very secret Hollywood crush since Outsiders to be honest shhhhhhh)....here's my review...

Blade Runner 2049

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This movie is easily the most disappointing movie in the history of cinema, and it's not cuz I liked the original. Keep reading...

The Mountain Between Us

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Listen it wasn't a terrible movie, but I just don't get it...Keep reading

Designated Survivor

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Kiefer Sutherland in #DesignatedSurvivor is sublime and the right choice; here's why:

Battle of the Sexes

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In 1973 it was called "The Battle of the Sexes" as women's tennis great Billie Jean King played against former men's tennis great Bobby Riggs. She was 29, and he was 55. He made a big to-do that women were not equal to men in sports. And so began this amazing extravagance. Keep reading for my review...

Flatliners

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In my opinion this is the second reboot this year that's better than the original (IT was the first). Keep reading...

Lethal Weapon

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Just got finished binging #LethalWeapon through the problematic Fox app (ugh). Here's my review:

Stronger

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The absolute best movie of 2017, and quite frankly my Top 10 fave movie of all-time. Keep reading...

The Big Sick

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What a good little movie #TheBigSick is. Got 98% on Rotten Tomatoes, and well deserved. Here's why...
The premise is simple traditional Indian boy in Chicago falls for simple White girl. And that's where things get complicated.

The story may be exacerbated, but the actual execution is FLAWLESS. The thing that tears them apart isn't another man or woman, but the characterization of them: Indian traditions, their own fears, and life in general.

Well worth a viewing. Everyone brings their A game too...best part it's based on lead actors Zoe Kazan and Kumail Nanjiani's relationship, who also co-wrote the movie. Ps Holly Hunter is a standout as Zoe's mom.

Claws

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I just binge watched season 1 of #Claws, and I love it...

Kingsman The Golden Circle

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Like the first movie, I am OBSESSED with this movie...keep reading why.

mother!

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mother! is a story about a young couple that lives in a house that's changed by the appearance of an older couple. Simple storyline...keep reading.

American Assasin

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Dylan O'Brien is no longer a "Teen Wolf" sidekick. Keep reading...

Security

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Antonio Banderas plays a former military ops soldier who's fallen on hard times and decides to take a job as a mall cop. It changes his life, and everyone's around him...keep reading.

Hacksaw Ridge

This is the incredible true story of Desmond Doss, a private in the US Army who refuses to fire a weapon or work on the Sabbath. A definite must see; keep reading...

It

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This version of "It" was sooooo much better than the original. Here's why:

The Hitman's Bodyguard

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"The Hitman's Bodyguard" is an action-packed, buddy film that gets 4 stars outta 5...and the director Patrick Hughes is HOT! Keep reading...

The Glass Castle

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I loved this movie...keep reading

Detroit

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Kathryn Bigelow movies are hard to sit through. "The Hurt Locker" was the worst (mostly cuz it was boring), but this movie is more like Zero Dark Thirty: tough to watch, but you HAD to. Keep reading...

The Dark Tower

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Say what you want about "The Dark Tower," but I kinda liked it...

HERStory


If I could give HERStory 20 stars I would. I love everything about it from acting to execution...keep reading!

Kidnap

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I wish Halle Berry would do roles like this every year! I loved her in The Call, and I loved her in this. Keep reading...

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