Mary Poppins Returns



This was the biggest waste of my hard earned money. No offense to Lin Manuel-Miranda or Emily Blunt, both of whom did a FANTASTIC job, and Rob Marshall captured every nuance of the original Mary Poppins. But the script was three words: Ter ri ble. I'm done.


I'm being generous giving it 2 stars out of 5, and that's mostly because of the three people mentioned in the prior paragraph. Mary Poppins was conceited, rude, and not at all helpful. I dunno why this movie was made when there are other continuations that could've been revived. UGH just UGH!


Wait for cable, folks.