Movies the Beginning of 2017

Below are my reviews of the movies from the first half of 2017

2016 Movie Guide

Here is my movie guide from 2016...

Guess Who's Back...

I took a long...much needed hiatus. I just needed to figure things out for a bit. Of course my life continued with movies and what not which I will get to.

Deadpool

So I'm gonna give this movie a 4 out of 5 stars. It was good, but a little gratuitous. Keep reading...

The Hateful Eight

Quentin Tarantino is back. Although I liked the movie I will give it 3 stars. It would have 5 but I hate the fact that the N word is used once again. So angry it distracted me from actually enjoying this movie. "Gone With The Wind" and "Casablanca" didn't say the N word and they were IN that period. I'm ready to boycott EVERY Tarantino film if he uses it one more time. For real. That's all I'm gonna say about this film...oh and I loved Jennifer Jason Leigh and Walter Goggins.

London Has Fallen

"Home Alone" for adults. Once again the President of the United States played by the insanely sexy but ridiculously underrated Aaron Eckhart gets kidnapped again lol This man needs a GPS up his damn ass. Or never let out of the house. Thankfully this time he's believably captured in London...I'll give this movie 4 out of 5 stars. Keep reading.

Gods of Egypt



This movie is being SLAMMED by the critics for inaccuracy, whitewashing the cast, and being a mess of a script. Did these critics watch the same movie I did? I easily give this movie 4 out of 5 stars...Keep reading.

The Finest Hours

This movie shoulda been called "The Most Painful Hours." Quite easily THE worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life save for "Spy Hard." I'll give it 2 stars and that's ONLY because of the cast. Keep reading...

Fuller House

I can say that I got to witness the birth and rebirth of a classic TV show. From 1987 till 1995 my friends and I watched Full House EVERY Friday night while other kids our age partied. Now Netflix has revived the show called Fuller House. It easily gets 5 out of 5 stars with me. Keep reading....

Pride + Prejudice + Zombies

"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" was a good movie UNTIL the after credit scenes. Prior to that scene I'd give it 4 stars but after that scene I'd give it 2. Keep reading below...